Like - Pedicures
It’s funny getting a pedicure at a nail salon as a man because there’s nothing funny about it all. You show up, you take your seat, you relax, and someone gives your feet the attention you almost certainly don’t show them. While you’re sitting in that chair you’ll find yourself thinking obvious thoughts like, “Wow, this feels really nice. Why don’t I do this more often?” And you might be tempted to blame something like toxic masculinity for depriving you of expertly exfoliated soles, but deep down you know that isn’t quite right because you’re ambiently aware of the fact that gangster rappers have been getting pedicures for years. So it becomes quickly apparent that the real reason you hadn’t gone is because it hadn’t occurred to you, which is totally fine. Just be glad that’s over now.


I feel that if you just keep going you will eventually codify all of modern life.