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Brat Sampson's avatar

Happy anniversary! You’re right though, I’d much prefer a dumpster fire to a forgettable nothing any day. Note to self: if date is going mid, make it bad on purpose to make the night worth remembering.

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David Azrael's avatar

And thanks!

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David Azrael's avatar

What would be your instinctual move to make that happen?

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Brat Sampson's avatar

Unprompted re-creation of any of the key Nic Cage freakout scenes from Vampires Kiss. THE GODDAMN CONTRACT IS SOMEWHERE IN THE GODDAMNED FUCKING FILES

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David Azrael's avatar

That would be a story I’d tell regularly. It would almost be a gift to have that happen!

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Brat Sampson's avatar

True. But it would be pretty unhinged to someone who hasn’t see the movie or is unfamiliar with cage’s work

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