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Mar 29Liked by David Azrael

Ok, had to jump into the comments on this one because I've done this on more than one occasion. Now, the second my front door is out of sight after I leave, I immediately am positive I left it wide open. And the oven on broil. And for some reason, every burner on the stove is full blast 🤷‍♂️

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Those other ones are something special

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Didn’t you just write a post about sunglasses? Perhaps you metaphorically left the door open for someone to come check out your stash.

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